This morning I woke up at 8:22 wondering why in the heck my alarm didn’t wake me up, but then I remembered having turned it off a few times earlier. Oops. Anyway, my day started in a little bit of a hurry, and I feel extra tired. That seems to be the feeling for most of us around here today, though. To liven things up, I will share a few of my favorite jokes.
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long.
Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing!
Hahah!! Maybe I have a very corny sense of humor, but these crack me up.
Oooh, while I am on the topic of things that crack me up, I love those LOL Cats!! Annie gave me a book with lots of them in it, and it is so funny. Here are some good ones.
Since this is a blog and I can use so many different types of media, I might as well include this song by Brak about beans to close this post. Compliments to Aubrey for introducing his hilariousness to me. Enjoy!!
"Just as I am, though tossed about . . . " 